Paddlestar Galactica

Calling all fearless fundraising heroes, bookworms, and Heisman-like athletes: are you ready to flex your table skills while also supporting 826DC's award-winning literacy programs for over 3,000 DC students? Next April, DC's weirdest and best philanthropic ping-pong tournament will return for year EIGHT. Let the games begin!


What's Happening & When

Wait, what's happening?

826DC is raising money by having volunteers and friends compete in a bracket-style ping-pong tournament! Participants have March and part of April to fundraise before competing at the main event. The more money each player or team (2-3 people) raises, the more cheats they’ll be able to “purchase” on the big day. Check out this video:

If you’re planning on joining us, even just to watch, go ahead and RSVP here on the official Eventbrite page.

Player Orientation

Stay tuned for the date of Paddlestar VIII Player Orientation! Join us for the kickoff of one incredible month of fundraising and ping-pong in support of young authors. During this interest meeting, we’ll review everything you need to know about participating in the 7th annual Paddlestar Galactica tournament, from setting up your fundraising page to understanding the rules and cheats! Can’t join us for orientation? No sweat. Register today and we’ll catch you up to speed.

Weekly "Practice"

Participants and supporters are invited to come practice their ping-pong skills, flex their fundraising muscle, and enjoy adult beverages. Each week the top individual fundraiser will receive a fabulous prize donated by a local business. We’ll also award a prize to the winner of our weekly “skills challenge.” These are open practices and everyone is invited to attend!

The Main Event

Stay tuned for the date of Paddlestar VIII! Fundraising participants will compete for a first-place trophy and prestige in a bracket-style competition. Prizes will also be awarded for “Best Uniform” and “Bling Pong” (for the individual or team who raised the most money overall). Spectators are invited to help select the winner for Best Uniform.

Register to Play

Interested in launching your philanthropic table tennis career and/or trading in some athletic dignity for a great cause? Fill out the form below and we’ll email you ahead of next year’s tournament.

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What is this all about? 826DC is raising money by having volunteers and friends of 826DC compete in a bracket-style ping-pong tournament. Participants have the month of March and part of April to fundraise. The more money you raise, the more money your team has to “purchase” cheats on the day of the tournament. What do I need to do?

  1. Register to play/fundraise!
  2. Ask people to sponsor you by donating money to 826DC via your fundraising page.
  3. Come to practice at the weekly check-ins/happy hours, if you can.
  4. Compete at the MAIN EVENT!

Who should I ask for money? Solicit contributions from everyone you know and everyone you wish to know. This is the totally legit reason you’ve been looking for to spark up a conversation with that attractive human on the Metro, at the office, etc. Where is the money going? To support the programming of 826DC. Our mission statement: 826DC is dedicated to supporting students ages 6 through 18 with their creative and expository writing skills and to helping teachers inspire their students to write. We believe that great leaps in learning can happen with one-on-one attention and that strong writing skills are fundamental to future success. What do I do when someone is ready to donate money? Direct them your secure personal fundraising page, which will be generated during the kickoff on March 8. If your donors are web shy, ask them to write a check to “826DC.” (Or if you haven’t yet lost their trust, they can give you cash.) Then you can bring the check and/or cash to the next practice. Are donations tax deductible? Yes. Donations made online will receive an automated letter. Donation acknowledgment letters for checks and cash will be given upon request. What’s the deal with the weekly practices? Practice is not mandatory, but strongly encouraged! Delightful weekly prizes will be distributed each week based on who raised the most money from the previous week and who is the weekly champion of a skill-based challenge. What’s the deal with teams? This year, there is no limit on team size. Each round of the tournament will consist of 3 games. Only one person will play each game, and no more than 3 people can play in a round. So if you really want a piece of the action, we’d recommend a team of 2-3 individuals. Flying solo, but still want to play? Come to the kickoff and we’ll draft teams for competition, in addition to helping you create your individual fundraising page. There’s a BIG advantage to gathering a team: you’ll be able to purchase a lot more cheats with your combined fundraising powers. Another way to boost your impact? Ask your office to support by sponsoring a company team. Do I have to actually be any good at ping-pong? Absolutely not. The more money you raise, the more cheats you can “purchase”. Making your opponent use their shoe as a paddle or wear an eye patch (see ya later, depth perception!) might be enough to get you into that next bracket. And there’s always prizes like “Best Uniform” that are up for grabs– regardless of your Ping-Pong skill level. How can I spread the word? Take advantage of technology and post links and info on your Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr/Instagram/Snapchat, etc. Also, feel free to post your info in local coffee shops, company newsletter, legal telephone poles, etc. How can I get more bang for my buck? See if your employer/your donor’s employer can match the gift! What else do I need to know? You are the bee’s knees! What if I have an unanswered question? Or some kind of ping-pong-related crisis? Contact us at any time!

Rules & Cheats

Cheat Purchasing Teams purchase their cheats in the week leading up to the tournament. There will also be a few low-dollar *tournament specials* so spectators can give the team of their choice a boost during play. Teams may donate their unused cheats once they get knocked out of the tournament.

Rules of Play Every table will have 2 volunteers assigned to it: a Scorekeeper and an Official Official. The Official Official is there to settle any disputed points and monitor the use of cheats. They have the final call on all points. Cheats may be used at any time and last for 2 pts. A round is played best of 3 games. For each game, the first player to reach 11 pts wins that game, however a game must be won by at least a 2 pt margin. A point is scored after each ball is put into play (not just when the server wins the point as in volleyball).

Serving Each player serves two points in a row and then server switches. After each game, players switch sides of the table. Serving player must first rest the ball on an open hand palm, then toss it up at least 6” and strike so the ball first bounces on the server’s side and then the opponent’s side. If the serve is legal except that it touches the net, it should be reserved (no points).



Cheat Description Price
“Paddle-fracked” Your opponent must use their hand as a paddle. $200
“Tigh One On” In honor of Col. Tigh. Your opponent must wear an eye patch. $200
“Phasers to Stun” When you serve, a teammate throws three balls at the same time, your opponent must return one and continue play. $200
“Cylon Swap” This cheat allows you to ask a friend, colleague, family or frenemy to play for you. $200
“Starbuck’s Revenge” Swap your opponent’s paddle for a fly swatter. (This one is nearly impossible… nearly) $400
“Total Eclipse of the… Pong” Your opponent must wear impenetrable sunglasses. $400


Become a Sponsor

Are you interested in becoming a sponsor for DC’s weirdest and best ping-pong tournament? Learn more about building a corporate team or becoming an event sponsor here, or email us at

Paddlestar VII Sponsors

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